about moi

I’m Pien Pouwels, and I’m Dutch.
Pronounced as “Peen Powells”.
People mostly call me PP, Piña Colada, Pienderful, Potter, Rapienzel, Pieny, Peanut, Pienter, Pancake, Penelopien, Pientje, Piena, P or just Pien, that’s cool.
I would like to change my name, it’s odd and not really something you would name your child, but on the other side people often tell me it suits me, so I guess it does.

One day, I’m going to explore the world. I’m going to volunteer abroad- change people’s lives. And not only that, I want to change the world. You, nor anybody else, is going to stop me. 
I don’t know just yet what my future looks like, but all I do know is that I’m going to do everything I have ever dreamed of and nothing can stop me.

I am part sheep.
Don’t know why.
But it’s a fact.
Holla at me.

My love life?
No comment…
Fat, single and ready for a pringle!
I will probably die in the company of 80 cats though.
But until that time comes: I will try my best and have as much fun as possible when it comes to boys and just generally life!
Not in a slutty way though.
YES. I LIKE THE OPTIMISM.
THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

I’m fifteen, I look like I’m older though people also tell me this often, I feel a lot older too. 
I don’t actually like people of my age, they are disrespectful, selfish, arrogant and mean to each other and they don’t get my humour.
I do have 5 best friends the same age as me, we’re all very different, but I love them very much either way, together we are: “Pien & the Flowerpuffs”.
Soumaya is wise, funny, confident and I’ve always seen her like “the leader” or something ha.
Anne S is a bit of a rocky type, she changes her hair color a lot, she’s really sweet and you can have a great laugh with her.
Wonne is the most normal type of us all, she has the most beautiful voice and is a great drawer.
Christiane is the youngest, very sweet, smart, caring and hardworking, she understands me best because we’ve been through the exact same things.
I’m the oldest and I guess most people would see me as the girl who doesn’t take life too serious and laughs most of the time.

I also got three other best friends.
Anne T has been my best friends since I was born, she is more like a sister to me although she’s my cousin.
I’ve known Roderik since kinder garden, and we’ve been best mates ever since.
He has been through a rough time, but he made it through, and I’m very proud of him.
Emma Is also one of my best friends, we don’t often see each other anymore, but she still means a lot to me.

I go to a public school, I like English and the creative subjects, pretty much everything actually except Maths.
I always cycle to school, which is 10 miles, aka 2 hours of cycling every day.
You may applause now.
 I live with both of my parents and my brother in a tiny village filled with old people. 
We don’t have any pets, but we did have a thousand of fish and a rabbit called Mr. Janssen.
All fish died of being overfed and Mr. Janssen was rabid and aggressive because he was on his own, so we had to give him away to someone who had a female rabbit.
I’m a cat babysitter of 5 cats, I used to babysit 6 but he recently died because of old age.
They belong to my neighbor and when she asked if I wanted to babysit her cats when she is working, which is most of the time because she is a pilot, I agreed right away.
It’s an easy job and I earn quite a lot.
They are lovely, fat and fluffy cats and I love them all!
They got awful names so I renamed them:
Panda, Bambi, Momo, Mrs. Jones & India.
R.I.P Sneezy.

I adore Peter Jackson, and reading, people think it’s lame but when I read, the world stops making sense, everything fades into the background and I become deaf. 
I already wrote three books and I’m planning on writing many more.
Music, reading and writing keeps my mind off things, it’s very relaxing.
I like the smell of the air at dawn, a wet forest, the ocean and a summer breeze, I also like the smell of rain, but I’d rather have some sunshine. 

I can speak five languages; nearly fluently English, fluently Dutch, German, French and a bit Spanish.

My style icons are Sky Ferreira, Olivia Palermo, Cheryl Cole, the Olsen Twins, Emma Watson, Diane Kruger and Pixie Lott.

My favorite movies are August Rush, the Notebook, Lord of the Rings, Romeo & Juliet, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Transformers, the Twilight Saga, the Little Mermaid, Home Alone, Tangled, Batman, Ice Age and I will never be too old for other Disney and Pixar movies.

I like oceans, forests and just generally nature. 
I also like colors, swimming, hockey, baseball, soccer, the stars, food, playing the piano, drawing,  painting, acting, singing, dancing, cooking, traveling, photography, fashion designing, sushi, fashion and Starbucks.
I like smiling persons and I’ve never seen someone smiling who wasn’t beautiful. 
I like hippies, flowers,  birds, cats, dislike drugs and cigarettes, but some alcohol on special occasions is alright, I sing in the shower, 
At the moment I generally live for food and sleeping.

I’ve been through A LOT.
I’ve got lots of things wrong with me, but I’m always okay in the end. 

Now some facts.
* Society has made me insecure and scared to be myself, that’s why I’m not always myself around people. I’m aware of this fact and not proud of it. I wish I was one of those people who didn’t care what others think about them. But I don’t think I’ll ever be like that.
* My height is 5’7.
* I absolutely without a doubt HATE being tall.
* Integrity is trying to hunt me down.
* I’ve never broken a promise, and I never will, that’s something I put up myself.
* I got small hands.
* I love everything that has to do with Britain.

* Using difficult words makes me feel good about myself.
* My brain is 80% song lyrics.
* In my life unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.
* Sometimes I’m laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so I sit there clapping like a retarded seal, yep, or I can sound like a drowning guinea pig.
* I support gay marriage.
* I always shout at video games when I die.
* Starbucks is the only coffee I’ll ever drink, although I prefer tea with lots of sugar.
* I think fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people.
* I only like autumn because of the wet smell, the beautiful trees and my birthday, snow amazes me, and warm weather is great.
* I would love to be skinnier.
* Sometimes I just want to go to Hogwarts for the food.
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* I don’t need much sleep, but If I got the chance of sleeping for a month, I would definitely take the opportunity.
* I’m not a morning person, mostly cranky, never get up, and when I do, I’m always massively moody, so prepare yourself, future husband.
* I’m a cuddler.
* I get really upset some days, and I really just wish I had someone there to cuddle.
* I’ll always want a cuddle. but not just a cuddle. NO. I want one of those pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-around-hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile-leaves-me-breathless-gives-me-butterflies-makes-me-giggle-stupidly kind of cuddle.
* I make life decisions in the shower.
* I take long showers.
* If you’re weird I wíll like you.
* I sometimes say sexual things to food.
J
* I HATE mushrooms, although I do like the Mario ones.
* I’m a romantic person, although a guy being clingy all the time is a huge turn off for me. 
* I love writing songs and singing.
* I once wrote a guy a song, which made him cry… of laughter.
* 50% of all the relationships I’ve ever had, were long distance relationships (because they’re exiting and special).
* Saying “Hi” to random people is fun.
* I can’t pass a day without music.
* I like to sport, but I fail at most of them, although I ám good at hockey, soccer, baseball and badminton.
* I think Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a favorite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy..
* I got spider phobia since I was five and got bitten by a black widow when I was thirteen.
* I would love to be famous one day.
* I smile 90% of my time and laugh/giggle 50% of my time. 
* I’m a bit of a nerd.
* I enjoy walking around in my underwear.
* My boyfriend is like a trampoline. I don’t have one.

* I would never call someone fat or ugly, because everyone is beautiful in their own way.
* Closest I’ve gotten to murder is holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
* When I say, “I won’t tell anyone.” my best friends don’t count, but in serious matter I will only tell the cats.
* I’m obsessed with patterned socks.
* I love everything others hate about themselves.
* Seeing beautiful girls who are near enough flawless always makes me want to go crawl under a rock or something.
* I enjoy making people smile.
* I love ice cream and milkshakes.
* I love staring at people’s facial features. Especially their eyes. It’s lovely until I realize they’re staring right back at me, awkward turtle.
* My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.
* I want to say a thousand of things but when it comes to the moment of saying it, I don’t know what to say. 
* I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
* I blame Harry Styles for my high expectations on men.
* My hands always get stuck in the Pringles tube.

* After series of events the bound between me and my mum has grown to the point where we are now. I tell her almost everything and she is one of my best friends.
* Me and my brother are like twins, he’s my best friend. An annoying best friend, but still.
* I love cooking but I’m not that good.
* I would love to have like two or three inconspicuous small tattoos.
* “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow” is probably my most said sentence.
* Being weird and random with my friends is amazing and it makes me happier than a bird who found French Fries.
* I try to notice and love all the little things in life.

* I’m scared to say things worth saying.
* I always want what I can’t have, which is a more common thing I guess.
* I’m the kind of person who drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter.
* I easily panic, but wouldn’t dare to show anyone I’m panicking.
* I think maybe one of the contributing factors as to why I’m single is because I act like a psychopath cow.
* When I was little and I was scared of thunder but my mum said it was god dropping potatoes. Don’t like him ever since. Nowadays I love hearing the poor of rain colliding against the windows and the roof, and hearing the thunder and lightning clash outside while I’m save and warm inside.
* It’s always great when a pair of jeans make my bum look particularly good, just saying.
* I blush really easily.* I refuse to believe Spongebob and Patrick are in their 20s.
* I love perfume.
 
* Smart is the new sexy.
*I think If you honestly use the word swag in a serious manner then you need to re-evaluate your life.
* I want a library like the one in “Beauty and the Beast”. I’d cry out of happiness.
* Whenever I’m in a bad mood I get really annoyed at myself for being in a bad mood so I make myself in a good mood again.
* Family guy makes me cry sometimes. I wish I was that funny.
* My chewing gum often decides to spontaneously fall out of my mouth.
* I want an owl. Or a turtle. Or a pet pig. Or a big fat fluffy cat.
* I think Susan Boyle should do an electro pop, dance album.
* I always over play songs then I don’t like them anymore and stop playing them.
* I think being nice people really isn’t that hard.
* I adore kids and babies, don’t think anyone understands how I felt when I went out to babysit the 1 year old Farah, and she called me mummy. I had a smile on my face for a week.
* Always wondered if black veil brides dress up as normal people for Halloween?
* The stars amaze me.
* I don’t understand how descent grammar could be so attractive to me.
* To me music is a little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere, even the stars. 
* I think people don’t look at your personality first. people judge you automatically by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. but the second they don’t like your looks, they don’t get to know you. that’s how reality is.

Roses are cars,
Violets are buckets,
this poem makes no sense,
Piccawilly circus.

Thank you for reading this whole biography, it means a lot to me, sorry if I bored you or if I wasted your time, send me a message if you’d like and have a lovely day! :)